I've been thinking about being a guard dog. I want to be there for Davey and Emel since they're always there for me.
How will I do this? Well... I can hear someone at the door before anyone else. Then I plan to attack them with kisses and cover them with slobber. I will distract them with an unbelievably fast wagging tail, and follow them around with deep, probing eyes. I'll simply overwhelm them with cuteness!
Yeah, I can be a guard dog. I already do this to everyone I meet!
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